Here are some one liners...
Becoming the Pope Is a Sunset Job -- Several Popes in a row are elected and then drop dead. It is difficult to run an organization as large as the Catholic Church when the leadership changes so quickly.
Roanoke Leaves No Forwarding Address -- The supply ship finally arrives at the Roanoke colony but no one is there. The agreed upon distress sign was not left behind. It remains a mystery what happened.
Marriage and Magic Are Nearly the Death of the King -- King James of Scotland leads an expedition to Denmark to bring his bride back. I also talk about arranged marriages.