Here are some one liners...
Martin Luther Passes Away -- Martin Luther dies of apoplexy which is usually a heart attack or massive stroke where one is rendered unconscious. He was a giant of a man.
The Way of the Warrior is Death -- A Japanese feudal lord warns that if you are thinking about coming back, you aren't coming back. I talk about the Bible which says the same thing.
Barbarossa Retires to the Grave -- The Admiral has handed the Mediterranean to the Ottomans. The word "Admiral" is an Arabic word.