Here are some one liners...
Pamela's Virtue and the Gift of Fear -- The first modern novel (with a plot) was published last year. This is the sequel. It is a romance and a bit racy. I talk about rape and the Gift of Fear.
The Negro Conspiracy and the Irish Famine -- Several fires in New York cause a conspiracy panic. Several people are executed.
A Famous Backstabber is born! -- Benedict Arnold is born! His name means betrayal.