Here are some one liners...
The Revenge of the 47 Samurai -- Revenge is a dish best served cold, and as the snow falls, 47 Samurai rise up to avenge their master. It is a story still told in Japan today... in awe. And Newt Gingrich recommends it.
Celsius is Born -- The guy who came up with the temperature scale is born, but he gets the scale backwards. A year later they flip the numbers and the rest is history.
Cadillac Founds Detroit -- Cadillac is French explorer and Detroit means "strait" in French as in "the Strait of Lake Erie."
The Revenge of the 47 SamuraiRevenge is a dish best served cold. Asano is a feudal lord and when the Mikado's Ambassador comes to Tokyo, Asano is assigned to greet him. The meeting turns sour when it becomes clear that Ambassador expects a healthy bribe. After days of humiliation, Asano draws his knife and lunges at the Ambassador's head, but the Ambassador's Court Cap turns the blade. He turns and runs. Asano is subdued by the guards and the Council orders him to commit suicide by disemboweling himself. The Council then disinherits his heirs and takes Asano's lands. This becomes a big problem for Asano's 47 Samurai. Normally their allegiance would pass to Asano's heir, but without an heir they are masterless and lost. They fall to drink and the Ambassador's spies report their dishonor. He relaxes, but this is all part of an elaborate plan. As the snow falls, 47 Samurai rise up with sword in hand to avenge their master, Asano. After cutting down every guard who offers resistance, they find the Ambassador hiding behind a secret door in his castle. They offer him an honorable death but the Ambassador is speechless so they cut his head off. They lay the head at the tomb of their master and give the abbot money for a proper ceremony. The 47 Samurai are sentenced to death and each man disembowels himself. Their bodies are laid to rest near their master where they remain to this day.   
Celsius is BornThe astronomer who will define the Celsius temperature scale is named Anders Celsius. He is born this year in Uppsala, Sweden. Most of his work will involve astronomy but he will verify Issac Newton's contention that the Earth is flatter on the top and bottom and bloats out in the middle. He will also measure the brightness of stars using filters rather than depending on the judgement of the naked eye. And, of course, in 1742 he will propose a scientific scale for measuring temperature... the Celsius scale with 100 degrees measured between the freezing point of water and the boiling point of water. The Fahrenheit scale will be proposed in 1724 which has 180 degrees between freezing and boiling: that is, 32 degrees to 212 degrees but using 100 degrees between these two points will become advantageous in the modern metric system. 
Cadillac Founds DetroitCadillac is actually a French explorer... not a fancy automobile. The word "Detroit" is a French word meaning "strait" as in "The Strait between Lake Erie and Lake Huron." Cadillac and several other French colonists establish Fort Pontchartrain du Détroit this year, named after a French politician who supported his promotion to lieutenant commander. In a few years, Cadillac will be named Governor of Louisiana, even before he steps one foot in the province. Obviously, Lake Pontchartrain in Louisiana will be named after the same French politician.   
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