Here are some one liners...
It's the End of the World... for Some -- Icelandic volcanoes erupt, causing crop failures and death. I talk about how difficult it can be to decide when it is time to bugout.
All I Want for Christmas is a New Prime Minister! -- Lord North's government falls. Parliament temporarily installs a man to hold the position, but he hangs on for 17 years. I also talk about the assault weapons ban which had an expiration date.
A National Language for a National Government -- Noah Webster publishes a speller. He wants an American language for America rather than an aristocratic English.