Here are some one liners...
'The End of Humanity as We Know it.' The Beginnings of SkyNet -- The Portuguese introduce Christianity and gambling to Japan... specifically card games. These card games will become the basis of a modern company that will warp the brains of our helpless youth! Nintendo.
The Treason of Assembly and the First Act of Uniformity -- The Right of Assembly becomes a treasonable offense after 1 hour and the Book of Common Prayer is introduced.
'Lovesick Grass:' Tobacco Arrives in China -- Even though there is a trade ban against the Portuguese, essential products still get through... like tobacco. I also talk about the Chinese providing essential products to the West and the problems that causes.