As always, Alex Shrugged's opinions are his own. Other people's work are their own. I include them here for the sake of completeness and to provide a second method of access to the material for the TSP history segment.
* This "Smart Ship" is not Smart Enough -- Contributed by Alex Shrugged
* Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone -- Contributed by Alex Shrugged
* Notable Births -- See below.
* This Year in Film -- See below.
* This Year in Music -- See below.
* In Other News -- See below.
This "Smart Ship" is not Smart EnoughContributed by Alex Shrugged
The Ticonderoga-class cruiser USS Yorktown was launched in 1983, participating in Cold War missions and the Gulf War aftermath, but now it is the testbed for the US Navy's new "Smart Ship" program. A fiber optic network backbone has been installed to avoid any radio interference. (I'm simplifying here.) This network links 27 computers and a server sporting dual Pentium CPUs running at a screaming 200 Megahertz. (That is 200 million hertz vs. 3 billion hertz for the average Intel Core i7 today.) The server is running Microsoft Windows NT 4.0 which is less than a year old. (Ooh! Shiny!) The engines are software controlled, but after a software upgrade the engines shutdown. The Yorktown drifts for three hours while the software is fixed. (They are likely looking for the backup media to reload the old software that worked.) A simple data entry error caused a "divide by zero" or as most PC users call it.... "The Blue Screen of Death". Once the problem is fixed, the engines are restarted and they limp back to port. The Yorktown is a "Smart Ship," but no ship is smart enough to divide by zero.     
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Harry Potter and the Philosopher's StoneContributed by Alex Shrugged
J.K. Rowling has been working on this book for a long time, and it is finally published. The book is a hit! It is about a young orphan boy named Harry Potter who is sent to live with his aunt. He sleeps under the stairs, and he is treated like a servant. One day he gets a letter delivered by an owl, but his aunt and uncle won't let him read it. More and more letters arrive until finally a large man is sent to deliver it personally. Harry Potter is a wizard and he has been invited to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. What follows is an adventure, learning about himself, testing his magical abilities, and trying to find out exactly how his parents died. He was told they had died in an car accident, but in fact they were murdered by a dark wizard who shall not be named. There is also a secret hidden somewhere in the school. It is the philosopher's stone, and someone is trying to steal it. Harry Potter and his friends think they know who it is, but no one will listen without proof. They must find the proof, and stop his evil plan. 
- Chloö Grace Moretz: The 11-year-old "Hit Girl" in Kick Ass. (She has her mother's permission to swear.--alexshrugged) 
- Maisie Williams: Arya Stark in HBO's Game of Thrones and a recurring role in Dr. Who. 
- Chris Farley (age 33, drug overdose): Tommy Boy and Saturday Night Live. 
- John Denver (age 53, airplane crash): Oh God! and singer-songwriter. 
- Burgess Meredith (age 89, Alzheimer's disease): Mick in Rocky and The Penguin in TV's Batman. 
This Year in Film
- Titanic: The highest grossing film until Avatar comes out. 
- Men in Black: Extremely weird and funny. 
- The Fifth Element: Extremely weird and thrilling. 
- And...: Contact, Starship Troopers, and Gattaca, a biopunk, eugenics science fiction movie. (I recommend it.--alexshrugged) 
This Year in TV
- King of the Hill: Animated sit-com. A running commentary on the Texas middle-class. 
- Daria: Animated sit-com. A running commentary on urban teenage life. (Yes. It is depressingly funny.--alexshrugged) 
- South Park: Animated sit-com. A running commentary on society as a whole. (Brace yourselves.--alexshrugged) 
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer: A high school cheerleader battles the forces of evil and the undead. 
This Year in Music
This Year in Video Games
- Final Fantasy 7: A role playing game, fighting eco-terrorists. 
- Gran Turismo: The highest rated racing game of all time. 
In Other News
- Mars Pathfinder land on.... MARS!: It lands using a unique airbag bouncing system. (Spoiler alert) In the movie The Martian, Mark Watney uses the Pathfinder radio link to contact Earth. 
- An F5 tornado wipes out Jarrell, Texas: And numerous other tornadoes hit Austin and Cedar Park. (I live in Austin. It was a wild ride. I've written about it on the history segment before.--alexshrugged)