Here are some one liners...
The Story of John Smith, Pocahontas and the Gullible Public -- Come on! Pocahontas is 11 years old! Get real. Even the actual story (rather than the Disney version) has problems with it.
Spain Stiffs the Banks. Have a Nice Day -- Spain stops paying their creditors at Genoan banks and Genoa responds by trying to save their banks. I talk about Spain today and various bank and government strategies to save banks at the expense of their depositors.
Harvard is Born... The Man, not the University -- Harvard University is named after the man who is born this year.