Here are some one liners...
Italian Wars: The Spaniards Strike Back -- The Spaniards are using different tactics against the French and the first battle won with small arms is won. I then talk a bit about these early weapons as if I know everything there is to know about them when that is far from the truth.
The Treaty of Everlasting Peace -- England and Scotland will pledge peace forever. This particular forever will last about 10 years. Queen Margaret is about 13 years old so I talk a little but about young marriages and proxy marriages.
Christopher Columbus Discovers the Cayman Islands --He calls them the Turtle Islands and then a storm beaches him on Jamaica. He sends for help but no one gives a... uh... hoot.