Here are some one liners...
The Society of Jesus ... A Conspiracy to Educate the Masses -- Although it is not approved by the Pope yet, the Jesuits become real this year. I also talk a little about conspiracy theories.
John Calvin's Conversion and How Conversion Works -- John Calvin is on the run after undergoing a conversion. I talk seriously about what a conversion process is.
King Henry the 8th and Loyalty Oaths -- Parliament passes the Treasons Act and loyalty oaths cause Sir Thomas More to lose his head. I also talk about San Francisco dictating a religious position to the Catholic Church recently.
Jewish Mysticism: The Holy Ari is Born -- Rabbi Isaac Luria is born this year.