Here are some one liners...
The Battle of the Shirts and the Audacity of Running for President -- The Scottish clans are battling it out because some guys are a little too timid to run the clans. And I talk about how a large ego is a prerequisite for running for President.
A Little "Rough Wooing" for Scotland -- King Henry the 8th wants a bride for his son and he is going to beat the tar out of Scotland to get one. I talk about no love lost between nations and how treaties get signed.
The Father of Electrical Engineering is Born... Darn It! -- William Gilbert will perform experiments in magnetism. He will coin the word "electricity" and will bring about everything from the electric motor to the magnetic strip on the back of your credit card.