Here are some one liners...
There Are Giants! A Man in a Tavern Told Me So -- Required reading from the Great Books section, this is a bawdy and rude series of books about mythical giants. It is rejected by every sensible organization except the King of France who loves it so naturally it will become a 5 volume set.
King Henry is "Overly Fond" of Women -- This guy has a lot of energy. He has his marriage to Catherine annulled and marries Anne Boleyn. He was previously having sex with her sister and was rumored to be carrying on an affair with their mother. (That probably wasn't true.)