Here are some one liners...
King Louis the 13th and the Hero Generation -- The King of France turns 17 and takes the throne from his mother. France looks like it's falling apart, so the King must fix it. He is part of the hero generation... so is Vincent de Paul. Our present day hero generation is the Millennials.
Sir Francis Bacon and the Injustice of Accepting Gifts -- Sir Francis Bacon is an ethical man for his time, but most modern day people would call him a crook. I also talk about lobbyists of the modern day who can offer sex to influence government officials but not a $10 coffee cup.