Here are some one liners...
Mason and Dixon and the Race to Measure the Solar System -- Mason and Dixon were involved in the measurement of the Solar System before they won fame in measuring the border between Pennsylvania and Maryland.
The Search for Pi and Pluto -- Pi is proven to be an irrational number. The same fellow also coins the word albedo, meaning "whiteness". I talk about the variable whiteness of Pluto.
Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star Spangled Banner! -- The tune to this famous lullaby is published this year. The lyrics won't be written for decades. The Star Spangled Banner also used an old tune with new lyrics.