Here are some one liners...
Taking a Gamble on the Sandwich -- The Earl of Sandwich is so busy gambling that he can't stop for a meal so he has his servants... well, it's called a sandwich now. I talk about what a pig the Earl really is.
'What are you afraid of?' The First Grammar Troll -- This grammar book explains why one should never end a sentence with a preposition. It is responsible for a world-wide army of Internet grammar trolls, self-appointed guardians of the English language.
The Final Bubble Bursts for New Orleans -- France sells New Orleans to Spain to pay off its war debts. I talk about the movie the Fifth Element and Japan's Lost Decade.