Here are some one liners...
The Intolerable Acts and the Sons of Liberty -- As Parliament heaps more taxes on the American colonies, the colonists start to organize resistance and it is not as pretty as it is in those cheery movies with all that singing.
A Legal Expert Declares That Magic Exists! -- It is a logical argument of "If you believe in A then B must follow. Otherwise you don't really believe A".
Little Goody Two-Shoes and the Gods of the Copybook Headings -- Pedagogy in the past and today.