Here are some one liners...
"Follow the flagship, and ask no questions!" The Magellan World Tour -- Magellan and the King of Portugal are fighting so at the last minute he takes his idea to the King of Spain and Magellan launches his circumnavigation of the globe.
Cortés Scuttles His Ships and Jump-starts His Career -- The Aztecs are going to get one in the shorts but not before Cortés sinks most of his ships... not burns... sinks. I also talk about the similarity in logic between God's will, survival of the fittest and Manifest Destiny.
The Need for Gun Safety Lessons Has Just Become Apparent -- This marks the first recorded accidental death by firearm. I provide a link to a video demonstration on how to fire a matchlock. Note the burn marks on the man's hand.