Here are some one liners...
When is the King of Poland a Lot Like the King of France? -- Well... when they are one and the same person. It wasn't planned this way but the King of France died without an heir and his brother was the King of Poland.
Europe's First Public Garden -- It's not only a Renaissance in Art, and Science. Private gardening has made a comeback. The new Count has planted some poplar trees and created the first European public garden.
The 5th 'War of Religion' or as It is Commonly Known: Thursday -- Yet again, it's a fight between the French Calvinists and the French Catholics. It makes you want to holler... well... never mind.