Here are some one liners...
The King's Ambiguous Sexuality and the Jefferson vs. Adams Campaign of 1880 -- King Henry is prancing around like a... uh... a guy who prances. I also talk about the 1880 campaign where John Adams is accused of being an hermaphrodite.
Bring Me the Heart of Don Juan -- Don Juan of Austria has broken the back of the rebellion and then dies of camp fever. His body will be shipped back to Spain in pieces but his heart will remain in Belgium. He is a man with two graves.
The First Thanksgiving... in Canada -- Sir Martin Frobisher calls for a prayer of Thanksgiving... for surviving Canada. It was rough getting there and they were lucky only to lose one ship. BTW, he is a man with two graves, just like Don Juan is.