Here are some one liners...
The Code of Louis: Often Humane, But Often Severe -- The King of France is busting heads and historians say it was needed. Why? Because without it, the Age of Enlightenment would have been delayed. The way we think today is very different and it is because of what happened during that time in France and under that king.
The Reality of War and the Dream of Germantown, Pennsylvania -- France has attacked Germany, and many people are displaced by war. They will dream of a new Germantown in Pennsylvania. I also talk about how Bible names were influenced by the German language.
Chicago: Land of the Skunk and the British Rock Band, Jethro Tull -- Just for laughs. It's all true, and it made me laugh.